So, You think you can dance?

Somehow, by the graces of the American public, mark is still in this thing.  My three year old dances better than he does.  I mean come on – Will?  Will is a formally trained dancer who trains at one of the best schools in the country.  He has already been performing professionally.  But no – you mean to tell me that Will got booted before Mark?  This is absurd.  Why don’t we just let mohawk boy win it all with his jumping around.  I mean, his last solo looked like he was having a seizure.  Immediately afyter his solo, I tried his routine, and did it better than him.

Maybe I should audition for the show.

Then there is Gladiators.  Seriously?  people are watching this?  Lame.  The last thing they do is okay…. the obstacle course.  But these people are 150 pound wimps going against steroid munching hulks of hungry meat.  It’s embarrassing.  Anything the contestants win is by pure luck.  Or the gladiators let them win some.  Who knows, and really, who cares.  I would rather watch a 60 year old man in a wheelchair go up against the Bucs offensive line. It would definitely be more entertaining.  Or maybe watching Britney Spears in a cage match with Lindsay Lohan.  That would be entertaining.

You know what else entertains me?  People who don’t know how to wear hats.  To those of you reading this, let me tell you something – the brim of the hat is designed to keep the sun out of your eyes.  Unless you have a serious ear infection caused by the sun, spin that mo fo around to the front.  Come on.  I am starting to think that the angle of the hat is in direct proportion to the mental disability of the individual wearing it.

Then again, the same people also don’t seem to notice the greatness of the invention of the belt…