That’s right – I said it. Christian Slater is my moral compass. What he considers right, I consider right.

If you need more convincing, just go rent Gleaming the Cube – a fantastic movie about how skateboarders can do a lot more than just trash everything they skate on. The can actually trash everything while saving the day and capturing the bad guys. What a movie.

So where is Christian Slater now? No one knows. At last report, he was doing B movies. Good for him. I wish I was doing B movies. All the fun of making a major motion picture without having to deal with millions of dollars and egotistical directors. Perfect.

I guess if Christian is to be my moral compass, I will have to get get my ears pierced and start dying my hair. But hey, its a small price to pay when following such a guiding light.

Rock on, my man!